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Perfectly imperfect by design. This is a better-than-most chocolate chip cookie cookie 

Modest blend of chocolate chips and pecan bits that never tries to impress. Soft in the middle, lightly crisp around the edges, and carrying just enough nuttiness to remind you it’s there nothing more, nothing less. It’s the kind of cookie you eat, nod, and say, “Yeah… that’s fine.” A dependable, middle‑of‑the‑road treat from Texas’s most okayish bakery.

Mediocre Double is a double chocolate chip cookie that aims for comfort and lands squarely in the middle. Expect a soft, slightly fudgy center with a modest scattering of chocolate chips and a gently crisp edge that won’t steal the show. It smells faintly of cocoa, tastes pleasantly chocolatey without demanding attention, and pairs adequately with coffee or a shrug. Perfect for moments when you want chocolate.

Our Almost Iconic Peanut Butter Cookie comes impressively close to legendary status, without actually going all the way. Made with rich, creamy peanut butter and baked to that sweet spot between soft and satisfyingly firm, this cookie hits all the nostalgic notes of the classic PB treat you grew up with… just with a wink of “we tried, mostly.

The Biscoff‑ish Delight is our gently oversized, golden‑brown cookie stuffed with a warm, melty center of rich Biscoff‑style cookie butter. It’s sweet. It’s spiced. It’s indulgent… but not too indulgent, because at Mediocrity, we aim for “good enough,” and somehow land on “actually amazing.”

Soft edges, a little chew, and a cinnamon‑sugar coat that whispers, not shouts. It’s the snickerdoodle equivalent of a half‑hearted hug warm, but not too committed.

A double chocolate chip cookie stuffed with peanut butter because… why not. It’s thick, it’s fudgy, it’s trying, sort of. The peanut‑butter center isn’t “lava” or “silky” or any of those fancy words — it’s just peanut butter sitting in the middle like it clocked in for a shift it didn’t want. Still tastes amazing though, annoyingly.